Sitting on the table, of course.
How else could the bits of egg and muffin travel across 2 chairs, half the table, and the whole of the under-the-table real estate?
I’ll be honest, I’m actually surprised she was sitting. Usually part of her body is on the table and another part her body in on the chair, but there’s no sitting going on. Breakfast can be a real workout around here.
So please, tell me. I’m not the only one with a kid who can’t sit still long enough to eat, am I?