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Friday, November 18, 2011

Mary’s Opening Her Own School

Mary,has a new project. She’s trying to sell me on enrolling little Emma in her brand new school.

Says Mary, “It’s only a dollar a month. That’s way less than dance class."

So, this evening as the girls were getting ready for bed, she presented her proposal. Here’s a look at some of her literature. (I’ve left the misspellings for authenticity.)

She so left-brained. Where the devil did she get that from?

The Scool Rules:

No nose piking

No spiting

You have to were clothes. That will rock Emma’s world!

You cant bring a book to class. Apparently she’s concerned about distractions?

If you want help you have to ask for it.

You may only pick one thing that’s fun to do after class. Man, that’s rough.

You have to pay atenchon to the teacher at all times.

You have to bring your own pencil.

Do not interrupt. Ok, I’ll be quiet.

You can not bring toys to scool.

You have to raise your hand if you want to ask a quschon.

But, the billion-dollar question is: Will she be allowed to do head stands?


Scool Open

1:00 pm to 5:00 pm

No scool on Sunday and Thursday

1 doller a month

checks or cash

dont have to pay in advats

The Scegull for 2-year-olds

Alphabet 1:00

ballet 1:30

bed makeing 2:00

english 2:30

counting 3:00

soreting 3:30

4:00 fun thing different each day

Fun things to do after class

playing with baby dolls

barbie dressing

fire truck driveing

playing with little cars

baby doll dressing

animil playing

dressing up

Sounds like she has a full day planned.

My 7-year-old is clearly more organized than her old ma.


  1. Can I enroll Margaret? She's love it and the price is great!

  2. If she'll add playing with cars or in the dirt - I have a little guy that'd love this school!
    Kids are so creative!

  3. @Lorus!---"playing with little cars" is on the list. ;0)


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