Mary,has a new project. She’s trying to sell me on enrolling little Emma in her brand new school.
Says Mary, “It’s only a dollar a month. That’s way less than dance class."
So, this evening as the girls were getting ready for bed, she presented her proposal. Here’s a look at some of her literature. (I’ve left the misspellings for authenticity.)
She so left-brained. Where the devil did she get that from?
The Scool Rules:
No nose piking
You have to were clothes. That will rock Emma’s world!
You cant bring a book to class. Apparently she’s concerned about distractions?
If you want help you have to ask for it.
You may only pick one thing that’s fun to do after class. Man, that’s rough.
You have to pay atenchon to the teacher at all times.
You have to bring your own pencil.
Do not interrupt. Ok, I’ll be quiet.
You can not bring toys to scool.
You have to raise your hand if you want to ask a quschon.
But, the billion-dollar question is: Will she be allowed to do head stands?
1:00 pm to 5:00 pm
No scool on Sunday and Thursday
1 doller a month
checks or cash
dont have to pay in advats
The Scegull for 2-year-olds
bed makeing 2:00
4:00 fun thing different each day
Fun things to do after class
playing with baby dolls
fire truck driveing
playing with little cars
baby doll dressing
Sounds like she has a full day planned.
My 7-year-old is clearly more organized than her old ma.