Mary (age 7) prefers her toast to be so lightly browned that you can only just barely tell it is toasted. David (age 10) refers to it as "warmed bread."
Mama (after realizing she forgot the toast and it was very brown): "Mary's toast!"
Peter (age 5, while sitting on the potty): "God did not make Mary out of toast!"
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