Monday, December 6, 2010

Signs You’re Getting Old (and showing it)

Your Mom asks you what you want for Christmas…and you ask her for comfy, “non-binding” socks that won’t cut off your circulation.

When you tug on that loose skin under your chin…it doesn’t even think about springing back (it just hangs there like a turkey gobbler).

You’re plucking more gray hairs than black hairs from your chin.

You order food at a fast food restaurant…and they offer to carry your food to your table for you…

Or maybe that had to do with the 25-lb baby on my hip and the general bounciness of the other kiddos…but Signs They’ve Got You Out-numbered is a whole ‘nother post.

2 comments:

  1. The sad thing for me is I have had this one little black hair recurring on my chin since I was in my 20's.

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  2. You find more white hairs instead of natural regrowth when its time to dye your hair again.

    And the only thing you have on your Christmas wish list is fluffy slippers.

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