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Monday, April 19, 2010

Not Me Monday


I did not put the baby in her playpen so I could unload the dishwasher, only to come back 5 minutes later and discover that she had:

  • pooped,
  • put her hand into her diaper through the leg hole,
  • and smeared it on her face. And sundry toys.

But I am never dressing her in just a onesie again. Summer should be interesting.

Not Me Monday is hosted by MckMama over at My Charming Kids. Head over there to read about what everybody else is not doing.

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  1. Bless your heart! I kept a little boy one time who dug the poop out of his diaper and managed not only to smear it all over his face like war paint, but he also smeared it all over my refrigerator and kitchen floor. I thought I would puke before I got it cleaned up. And I was hoping and praying my 18-month-old would not take lessons from him.

  2. Oh no! I would never have made it through the clean-up process....gag. Sorrrrry! That definitely topped my Not Me Mondays!

    Loving This Mom Stuff

  3. Oh no! You just lived through one of my worst nightmares! I hope my little one never does that. It's bad enough that I have a child who pees in odd places. I'd love for you to stop by and read my Not My Child! Monday post when you get a chance. Hope to see you soon.

    Kristi, Live and Love...Out Loud

  4. Thank you ladies. I could have done a much more mundane Not Me...hopefully next week's will be, lol!

  5. You weren't joking! LOL. It made me giggle though that you stopped by my blog after literally having to deal with poop.I've just started letting Scooby go without a onesie under his clothes during the day. I am really, really hoping I am not going to regret it.


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